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- Sardar orders pizza.
- Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
- Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
- Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
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- A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
- Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
- Sardar angrily said, i know -
- it means....
- S - Sardaron ke
- M - Mazak udane ki
- S - Service
- Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
- says - What a shit ?
- "I read the whole book, too many character, no story
- at all" ?.
- Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
- Directory....
- A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
- asked a question
- Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
- Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
- investigate
- Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
- Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
- Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
- problem hogi.
- Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
- wondering -
- Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
- kyon diya ?
- in an interview,
- interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
- SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
- Interviewr shouts: stop it !
- SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
- Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
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