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- A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
- after a month he got a letter
- "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
- Ramlal, Bagwan say.
- Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
- Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
- Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
- Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
- note blouse se nikala hai kya?
- Madam: hann par kaise laga?
- Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
- abhi bhi khula hua hai!
- Husband touched boobs and
- sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
- wonderful doodh.
- Immediately wife touched
- his penis n said: Thanda
- matlab CHOTA COKE!
- a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
- HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
- PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
- GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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